Lindsay Lohan Throws Herself A Pantsuit Party To Celebrate The End Of Probation

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Like Hilary Rodham Clinton said during the 2008 Presidential Election, “This pantsuit is made out of asbestos tonight.” We thought we would never, ever be able to use that phrase in a post, but here we are, and here is Lindsay Lohan, finally completing her formal probation requirements. After her courtroom visit today Lindsay is officially off probation for her 2007 DUI conviction five years after the fact; she is still on informal probation for last year’s jewelry theft, but as long as Lohan takes care not to break any laws, she will be completely free in another 2 1/2 years. See, we had a good feeling about this just as soon as we saw her in that pale blue number. It’s the kind of pantsuit the Virgin Mary herself might wear…

Earlier this week there were rumblings that Lindsay might have violated her probation by allegedly striking Hookah Lounge manager Thaer Kamala with her car two weeks ago. Luckily for Lilo, the L.A. County Probation Department determined she had not. “I know it’s kinda hard when people are following you all over the place … but that’s the life you chose,” Judge Stephanie Sautner admonished Lohan before court was adjourned today. “Stop nightclubbing and focus on your work.” Your Honor, have you seen that pantsuit? As long as she has it on, Lindsay is never going to stop working.

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