Are you enslaved by your desire for chocolate, but your desperate prayers to the Marshmallow God keep going unanswered?
This Passover, pick up some Zelda’s chocolate, marshmallow-filled plague candy, the first snacks with the courage to tell the Pharaoh “LET MY SWEET TOOTH GO”:
Mmmmm…Sacrelicious…
Also available: Flaming peanut-butter-cup hail, the Nile turning into a river of chocolate, and creamy nougat-filled dead first born sons!
(ViaAdam; Cultural knowledge via definitely reading The Bible and not by seeing The Ten Commandments 60 times.)
