Plague Away Your Hunger This Passover With These Chocolate Frogs & Locusts!


Are you enslaved by your desire for chocolate, but your desperate prayers to the Marshmallow God keep going unanswered?

This Passover, pick up some Zelda’s chocolate, marshmallow-filled plague candy, the first snacks with the courage to tell the Pharaoh “LET MY SWEET TOOTH GO”:


Also available: Flaming peanut-butter-cup hail, the Nile turning into a river of chocolate, and creamy nougat-filled dead first born sons!

(ViaAdam; Cultural knowledge via definitely reading The Bible and not by seeing The Ten Commandments 60 times.)

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