Here’s a tiny baby hippo taking its first swim at the Taronga Park Zoo in Sydney Australia. Someday it will grow up to be enormous and super-aggressive towards humans, but for now, it is very small and cute and only aggressive towards cute human babies probably.
For the record, he doesn’t actually eat very tiny marbles, that was a babified board game joke, so don’t spend the entire video anxiously waiting for that to happen as I may or may not have:
I will now be going out of my way to use the phrase “She was just keen as mustard” into every sentence I say from now on she was just as keen as mustard.
(via The Daily What)