Sweet Brown’s Apartment Fire Story Just Won Local News

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Here’s a news station from Oklahoma City interviewing Sweet Brown, a local resident who escaped an apartment fire, about her “horrifying” experience when she realized her home was on fire. It’s only thirty seconds long, but it is the most exhilarating 30 second account of anything I have ever heard. And that includes the time Abe Lincoln Micro-Machinesed his way through the Gettysburg Address.

Can we spin this video into a Backdraft remake? And the movie is just William Baldwin doing a “Masterpiece Classic” intro then this clip repeats in real-time for 90 minutes?

Take it away, Local News Winner Sweet Brown:

Her autobiography, “Ain’t Got Time For Bronchitis” will be on the shelves next Tuesday (no relation to I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed)

(via Dlisted)