Us Weekly just uncovered this amazing photo of Brad Pitt at age 14 on his basketball team “The Rejects”, basically looking exactly like everyone who has ever had a photo of them taken in high school:
It’s highly encouraging to know that no matter what paths we end up going down, be it “Charismatic Movie Star And Humanitarian” or “Childless Parental-Aged Person Who Watches 4 Chopped Episodes After Declaring He’s Going To Bed And Thus Is Perpetually Tired,” we’re all cut from the same awkward high-school cloth.
Just remember, First Rule of Brad Pitt’s High School Photo: Do NOT talk about Chess Club!
(And you thought ‘Don’t Talk about Fight Club’ jokes were finally dead. Then BOOM! An average one.)