We suspect that at this moment there are DJs, MCs, video editors and very smart kids hard at work in their basements/studios to deliver what we crave most: remixes of the latest <strong>Mel Gibson rant, recorded by screenwriter Joe Eszterhas‘ son in Costa Rica in December. The shouts don’t quite include as much vivid imagery as his phone tirades about how Oksana Grigorieva dressed, and we really wish that some of the crazy talk Eszterhas alluded to about the Beatles and the Jews were included in this little recording, obtained by TheWrap.com. But we see some potential in his rhythmic “F—!” repetition. Also, we have a clear contender for the chorus: “Who wants to eat?! Who the f— wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!” And if someone can illustrate what it looks like when he pushes over a totem pole, that would be magic. These masterpieces can’t come soon enough.
Just to refresh your memories, here are a few inspired takes on his 2010, um, hook. NSFW, obvs.
HalfDayToday’s techno-infused “Mel Gibson Rant Dance Remix: I Want You, Okay?”:
With rap commentary from Ras Kass, “Why You Dressin’ Like That”:
The visceral Lamb of God mashup, “Smile and Blow Me”:
And of the many edits that created who phone conversations between Mel and someone else, we think this “Christian Bale & Mel Gibson Phone Fight” provides a good template for Costa Rica Mel to talk to his 2010 self:
OK, get to work already. Or as Gibson would put it, “What the f— have you been doing?”
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