Sex and babies are a natural part of life. Finding out about the weird, intimate details of celebrity sex and babies … well, it’s a natural part of our lives, but still…ew. Latest on the overshare hit parade is Jack Black, who had some graphic (though incredibly sweet!) things to say about sex after marriage. “I think the sex actually improves once you’ve sealed the deal. It gets better,” the Kung Fu Panda 2 actor told Entertainment Tonight when asked if he had any advice for a newly-engaged Angelina Jolie. “Maybe not for everyone, but for me, once we sealed the deal and we shut off all the exit holes and said, ‘No, this is it. We’re in it for life,’ then we really let loose.” Hey, Jack, if we could have you say that again, but without using the phrases “shut off all the exit holes” or “really let loose,” that would be great. Still TMI, but great.
Not to be outdone, Hilary Duff shared an anecdote about her adorable new son Luca Cruz…that you should probably stop eating to read. “You know what was a big milestone? The belly button falling off,” Hilary told People today. “That was a huge one. And then I wanted to keep it but my husband was like, ‘No, that’s gross, you can’t keep it!’ I’m like, ‘I’m totally keeping it,’ and I secretly kept it.” Laughed Duff, “It’s in a Ziploc bag in the back of my makeup drawer. Luca’s going to think I’m a freak!” Well, he’ll definitely be one of several, girl! So which story do you wish you could go back and unread: Jack’s exit-hole-free sex life, or Hilary’s anatomical memento? Keep in mind that whichever you pick, both will still be burned into your brain forever.
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