This isn’t the first time Chelsea Handler has ragged on Angelina Jolie in public, and we don’t think it will be the last. We do think, however, that it should be the one that finally provokes a Jolie verbal smackdown. “Probably Angelina Jolie,” late night host Handler declared to More magazine when asked “who would be the opposite of a girls’ girl.” Added Chelsea, “She doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with. You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that’s a woman you can trust.” Yikes! We know it isn’t her style, but we personally think Angie would be completely within her right to burn Chelsea right back for comments like that. Or to kick her in the head from a standing position with her fabulously toned Oscar leg. Whichever is easier.
So far Jolie has kept quiet about Handler’s insults. Remember when Chelsea went on that diatribe about Jolie’s role in the break up of Jennifer Aniston’s marriage? “She’s a homewrecker!” Handler ranted on-stage at a New Jersey in December 2010. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f—ing believe you! She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f—ing c—.” Girrrrrrrrrl! Look, we’re not asking for an all-out war here, Angelina. Just give us a zinger or two to remind everyone that you aren’t to be trifled with. Alternately, you could just project an enormous photo of your engagement ring onto the moon? Which ever feels more right, girl!
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