Personally we are all about rumors of a Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux wedding this summer. You know who apparently doesn’t love those rumors so much? Jennifer Aniston’s representative. Despite reports to the contrary, it turns out Jen is not locked in some kind of rocketed-powered race to the altar with Angelina and Brad that had her scouting out the Ellunda Beach Hotel in Crete for her alleged nuptials. In a delightfully sarcastic statement, Aniston’s rep told Us Magazine that the Crete rumors were a “total fabrication,” seeing as how Aniston “was not in Greece.” Groused the rep, “How is it that one of the most photographed people in the world supposedly goes to Greece to check out a hotel she never heard of and is not spotted or photographed?” Ohhh, Jen’s rep just burned you, everyone who believes things they read on the internet!
We guess the strain of fielding faux wedding rumors week after week with no end in sight would start to wear on a person. The events manager of the hotel also denies that Aniston stopped by, albeit in a much less bitter way. “But she is very welcome here,” Aliki Milona told the magazine. Yeah, we’ll see how welcome she is when paparazzi start to show up for her completely fictional wedding.
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