Pizza Hut Middle East just unveiled the new “Crown Crust Pizza,” a pizza with a crust made of miniature detachable cheeseburgers (way to out-U.S. the U.S., you guys). The name refers to the pizza’s crown-like shape, as well as the fact that this is the exact thing most of us would demand to be served to us constantly if we were medieval kings.
Here’s the ad for the Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza, starring “Guy who thinks ordering a cheeseburger at Pizza Hut is going to be super hilarious then gets embarrassed”:
And here’s the even more stupidly-mouth-watering ad for the Chicken-Nugget-Filled Crown Crust Pizza, starring the oddly similar “Guy who thinks ordering a chicken filet at Pizza Hut is going to be super hilarious then gets embarrassed yet again”:
Remember during the crusades when European soldiers came back from the Middle East craving a newfound desire for rare silks and spices, as per my vague recollection of 6th Grade Social Studies? This is the new that. I WANT TO WEAR THESE CHEESEBURGER PIZZA SILKS.