It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, so it must be OK to play this new drinking game I just came up with: “Never Have I Ever, The Girls Edition.” Because seriously, last night’s episode, “All Adventurous Girls Do,” was uncanny with scenes that caused me to flash back to things I maybe would rather forget. I’m not going to tell you which of these things have actually happened to me, but I think we can all play along in the privacy of our own home/office with this list of humiliating/sad/hilarious occurrences in the lives of Hannah, Marnie and Jessa. So here we go. Never have I ever …
… Inappropriately flirted with the father of the kids I babysat. Or at least thought about it.
… Dressed up as someone else for a late-night booty call.
… Sabotaged food as a diet trick and then ate it anyway.
… Gotten an STD.
… Been introduced to my crush in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
… Hated my boyfriend’s haircut, probably for all the wrong reasons.
… Found out I was the last woman a guy ever dated before he decided he was gay.
… Eaten a cupcake in the bathroom.
… Danced away my troubles with a Robyn song.