May We All Be As Happy As These Grandmas Watching Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

It’s nice to know that, despite having decades of sexual intercourse under your belt, being a grandma does not mean you can’t be pleasantly horrified and erotically engrossed by the Kim Kardashian/ Ray J sex tape. Memaws, they’re just like us: total pervs!

Maybe I’m a pessimist (I am!), but I always assume the elderly would have seen it all, done it all and gotten tired of intercourse by the time they entered their golden years, but as always I’m wrong. They are just as fascinated by how purple the end is as we are. Ah, may the physical act of love-making always bring all of us the same joy! Carry on, you adorable size queens!

“That’s what the Greeks do, from the back.”

(Crushable)