David Arquette Was Totally Sober On Jimmy Kimmel Last Night, But He Could’ve Fooled Us

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“I haven’t had a drink or ANYTHING since Dec. 30, 2010. You’re a knuckle head. I’ve been like that since birth,” David Arquette tweeted in response to a random woman’s reaction to his Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance last night. But man, you can’t blame that “knuckle head” for thinking the actor was on something! He arrived at the show with bloodshot eyes, laughing through every single answer, much the way a very high person does, or a person who is just naturally hyper and childlike, we suppose. And maybe he was just giddy about the brand-new Wonder Woman tattoo he got just before heading to Kimmel’s studio.

David Arquette's new Wonder Woman tattoo

We really want to believe that Arquette was high on life, especially after his previous battle with alcoholism. He certainly was able to rattle off some good statistics when talking about his work in D.C. with the Creative Coalition, a nonpartisan arts advocacy group. “I don’t think anyone takes me seriously,” he admitted of his visits with politicians. “Mr. Senator, you want to see my tattoo?”

Whether or not his state of mind was altered, we are wholly entertained by this appearance, which included him doing the Dougie after Kimmel joked that all of his exes love him (that would be Courteney Cox and his ex-Dancing With the Stars partner Kym Johnson, who was there after she and Jaleel White were ousted last night). And now we are looking forward to his new Travel Channel show, in which he and friend Mike McGuinness will apparently climb a lot of statues.

David Arquette dances on Jimmy Kimmel Live