Man Travels To Dubai Solely To Eat A Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Pizza


Here’s a video of Jon Gabrus, improver extraordinaire and MTV’s The Substitute, traveling almost 7,000 miles to Dubai just to sample one of the new Pizza Hut “Crown Crust” Cheeseburger-Stuffed Pizzas, which are currently only available in the Middle East. It seems counterproductive to leave the U.S. in search of cartoonishly fattening food, but on the other hand, one could argue that the pointlessly-indulgent trip itself mirrors the pointless indulgence of the crown-shaped pizza in question, so in a way it makes perfect sense.

The whole experience calls to mind the immortal words of one Lionel Hutz: “Homer, I don’t use the word ‘hero’ very often. But you…are the greatest hero…in American history.”

(via Jeff Rubin)

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