Mom Who Took 5-Year-Old Tanning Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do. Mostly About Her Face.

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“Your honor, the prosecution seeks to prove that New Jersey resident Patricia Krentcil took her 5-year-old daughter tanning. The prosecution now instructs the jury to please just look at her face! Just look at it! Case closed, your honor! We can all go home early!”

The most bizarre part of this video, though, has to be Krentcil’s offended tone. “How could anyone think that I would do something insane and tanning bed-related? I have never heard anything more absurd in my life! I have to end this interview now. These gallons of furniture varnish aren’t going to rub themselves into my skin!”

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(Jezebel)