One on hand, LOL. On the other hand, ugh. On the tan hand, doesn’t a Snooki/Tanning Mom beef make so much sense, it seems like we made it up solely for your delight? Better slip on your shades then, because mere days after New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was put on Internet trial (The Internet: our judge, jury and executioner) for allegedly taking her daughter tanning with her, the teeniest, most pregnant Jersey Shore star ripped into her for what she declared to be bad parenting. “That b—h is crazy,” Snooki raged to Extra‘s Mario Lopez, “you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.” Adults who are the same height as kids, well, that is a completely different thing entirely!
So of course Krentcil fired back a response today calling Snooki out for her comments. “She’s the biggest a–hole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her t–s are fake, she’s disgusting,” the internet sensation raged to TMZ. “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.” Ouch, that’s a burn right there! And everywhere else that isn’t covered by a layer of UV-resistant fabric! We are, and yet we aren’t, excited to see how this pans out, guys. Who’s going to win, we wonder? Just kidding; the answer is no one. No one will win this beef.
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