Ryan Gosling has stopped about 5,000 street fights and saved countless New York residents from speeding cabs like some kind of tank top-wearing Dark Knight, in addition to looking like he was drawn by Michelangelo himself. It would be hard for anyone to measure up to his benevolent influence, but…enter his new female counterpart Mila Kunis. According to TMZ, the Ted actress rushed to the aid of a 50-year-old man working in her home on Saturday after he starting seizing, coughing up blood and vomiting. After Kunis turned the man’s head to the side so he wouldn’t choke and made sure 911 was being called, someone else then “stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue.” Hmm, they went with the wallet in the mouth? Really? Yeah, there’s a reason Mila is the new Lady Gosling, and this other person is not.
Not that Kunis is the only celebrity who’s been busy rescuing the planet’s unwell. Dustin Hoffman also stepped up, dialed for help and saved the day after stumbling upon a heart attack victim in London’s Hyde Park this week. So wait…is Dustin Hoffman the new Mila Kunis? Yeah, that’s the ticket. Congratulations, Dustin. And you’re welcome, everyone else in the world!
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