The Duck Feet Manicure: For When You Want People To Visibly Recoil From Your New Look

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I’m not exactly what you would call a “fashionista” when it comes to getting my nails did, in as much as my fingers are constantly chewed down to bloody stumps and caked in subway filth. That being said, the Duck Feet manicure looks like it would constantly be catching on the edge of every mucus membrane you have. Personally I’d want have to have all my openings sealed shut before I committed to this look. Do you think they include that in the price?

Diva, please! No, seriously, please. Diva, I am begging you. Please. Diva. Please.

(Buzzfeed)