New Hyundai Passes Completely Necessary Baboon Test

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Hyundai let the baboons of Knowsley Safari Park in the U.K. invade one of their new cars in order to demonstrate the effectiveness of the ride’s child-proof features. So in case your Hyundai is ever swarmed by a roving pack of limber, fur-bearing toddlers, they probably won’t be able to pull the emergency break. They will, however, fill the car with ever so much poop. Innovation!

Meanwhile, didn’t we all agree not to let baboons examine the steering mechanism? It’s like you want apes to take over the planet. Oh, baboons are monkeys, not apes? How about you drive this car home yourself, then? Don’t look in the glove box. I’ll give you a hint: it’s filled with chewed-up bugs.

[Photo: Splash News Online]