America’s Got Talent Rapping Granny Is Last, Best Hope For America’s Horny Boys

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America's Got Talent Granny G

There’s a horny boy crisis in this country, and Granny G from America’s Got Talent is the only octogenarian sassy and talent enough to address it! Too long have our horny boys wandered the wilderness alone without guidance, devoid of rapping voices who will reach out to them, commanding them to keep it in their pants. Alerting them to the fact that babies eat money like Yogi Bear eats honey.

Sadly, this rap is way too uncomfortable to listen to, so no horny boys will never hear it. Sorry, babies!

Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide Bitcheeeeeeees!

(VVV)

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