Were you looking for pants with a stylish design of penises on them? Here they are! (NSFW, meaning, it is not safe for you to wear these to work):
This looks like something that would’ve shown up on an HBO Real Sex episode that you were trying to masturbate to in high school, when you look at the clock and you’re like “Ok, only one segment left, it better be good…” and the show’s like “Penis pants? You better believe it! We take you to the Penis Pants Pantsotorium in Grand Rapids Michigan to see how penis clothing is made!” and you’re like “Aahhhhh dammit, now I just have to think about that one ok looking person from that segment twenty minutes ago, then wake up for school in ONE HOUR.”
I had a tough life.
(via Dlisted and several fashionable readers)