We know your oh-so-happy-trail is standing on end right now at the prospect of hearing the Snow White and the Hunstman cast reading you Fifty Shades of Grey like some kind of book-on-tape orgy. Hope you’re into nervous giggling and references to corn! “I’m kind of dying to read it. I shall read this,” Kristen Stewart laughs as she flips through the recent erotica sensation on MTV Afterhours, along with Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin and Charlize Theron. “‘Oh, the possibilities’…I can’t believe I’m reading this.” Cracks KStew, “I see people reading this on airplanes and I’m like, “Ew, take that blanket off your lap, you freak.’ I need to read this. That’s intense, man.” You guys, she could be talking about you on that airplane! You could be that freak! And you probably are!
On a slightly less exciting note, there is no way Kristen has read your Twilight fan fiction; she’s never taken the time to really delve into it. “No, I haven’t. I am interested, I guess.,” Stewart laughs. “I just haven not Googled that one yet.” Don’t worry! If we know the Internet like we think we do, people will still be writing sexy Twilight fan fic after the sun burns out. Oh, and did we mention Charlize tries to yank off host Josh Horowitz‘s shoes in a fit of literary-inspired lust? This cast know hows to give people what they want! “People” being a “bunch of perverts,” of course.