Miley Cyrus Forgets To Put Any Clothes On At The 2012 Billboard Music Awards

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Miley Cyrus At 2012 Billboard Music Awards

It’s safe to say that Miley Cyrus won’t be included in any best-dressed lists for the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, held yesterday in Las Vegas. This “ensemble” consists of teased out hair, a white tuxedo jacket by┬áJean Paul Gaultier, Jacquie Aiche jewels and Christian Louboutin heels. That’s it. We don’t get it. Did Miley forget to put on any clothes and sleep walk to the awards? Did some well-meaning pal with excellent taste — it is a Gaultier jacket, after all — throw the coat on her to protect Miley’s modesty? Perhaps this was a bet gone horribly wrong with her stylist.

Or … or … she got mugged on her way to the awards show by someone who loves couture dresses but not couture jackets, so Miley got left with just that. We’re really hoping these are all plausible excuses because we just don’t want to deal with the fact that this outfit was chosen out of free will. We’re not digging the side-boob. We’re not digging the fact that Miley can’t move for fear of a major wardrobe malfunction. How did she sit down in this? Most of all — we’re not digging the fact that this is what awards-show dressing has come to. C’mon, Miley! You’re WAY better than this.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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