10 Sad Cookies Mourning The Death Of “Mr. Oreo”

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Sam J. Porcello, the Nabisco scientist credited with inventing Oreo filling and earning himself the nickname “Mr. Oreo”, has passed away at his home in New Jersey at the age of 76. Needless to say, we owe this man more personal gratitude than, give or take, just about every other human who’s ever lived (is that an exaggeration? He’s at least Top-5).

In honor of Porcello’s passing, here are 10 sad cookies paying their respects to Mr. Oreo for his immeasurable contribution to cookie-dom:

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Sad Cookie Black And White

2.

Three Sad Cookies

3.

Sad Cookie Dots

4.

Sad Cookie Broken

5.

Frown Cookie Plate

6.

Gingerbread man with missing heart

7.

Three Sad Cookies

8.

Frown Cookie

9.

Broken heart cookie

10.

Broken gingerbread man

Farewell, Mr. Porcello – hopefully you’re forever reunited with the inventor of milk. (Da Vinci? Probably him)

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