The Most Shocking Part Of Heidi Klum’s Sextastic Music Video? The Song Is…Kind Of Catchy

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Ugh, this is just like “Stars Are Blind” all over again. Joining Paris Hilton, Rebecca Black and, well, not so much Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum debuted a sultry song entitled “Turn Up The Night ” today, whereupon we immediately identified it as the semi-shameful guilty pleasure that it is. We’ve listened to it…a reasonable number of times so far. While the model and Project Runway host might be frolicking half-nude in a tattoos-and-leather-harness wonderland for the song’s video, the part that really made our jaws drop is the fact that Heidi’s vocals are pretty good. This is the kind of song you listen to at the gym or in your car with the windows rolled up, but never let anyone catch you singing along to. The best kind of song, is what we’re saying.

Klum apparently recorded the song and took a spin around the pole in collaboration with Hunger Magazine. According to the Britain’s The Telegraph, Heidi’s single will be just that; she isn’t working on an album or some larger project. Isn’t that the way it should be with these kinds of songs? Seriously, we feel guilty even having you know how much we enjoyed this one song. Now let us never speak of this again.