Nicole Kidman Gives Zac Efron A Golden Shower (Just Like Chandler And Monica!) In The Paperboy

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Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Kidman and DAvid Oyelowo in The Paperboy

All of Cannes is abuzz about Nicole Kidman’s amazing performance in Lee DanielsThe Paperboy, which screened earlier today. We were already onboard with the flick after Zac Efron said filming sex scenes with Kidman were “the highlight of my life.” But now that the folks at Vulture have spoiled one key crazy part of the movie (which, they say, is full of crazy), we are both eager and apprehensive. Here’s their description: “Nicole Kidman looms over a supine Zac Efron, cries out, ‘If anyone’s gonna pee on him, it’s gonna be me,’ and then squirts an impressive stream of urine onto the High School Musical star’s face and bare chest.”

Sorry, pervs, it is not a weird sex scene that inspires this golden shower, but a jellyfish attack on Zac. And now, all we can picture is the Friends episode, “The One With the Jellyfish.”


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Incidentally, WebMD does not recommend urinating on someone to relieve jellyfish stings. Instead, you’re supposed to use saltwater.

Well, those of us who are not so into sexy peeing, do have a lot of other sexiness to look forward to in The Paperboy, which is about brothers (played by Efron and Matthew McConaughey) attempting to prove the innocence of a death row inmate (John Cusack), who happens to have a very hot penpal (Kidman). It takes place in Florida in 1969, and all that hot weather prompts our favorite condom-dropping bra expert to be quite scantily clad. We absolutely adore how Daniels rationalized this directorial decision:

“He’s good looking, the camera can’t help but love him. … And I’m a gay man, you know!”