These Monkeys Are Going To Need To Practice With These Synthesizers For At Least 999 More Years


This monkey/synth test and/or commercial hardly seems fair. First of all, half those little guys ain’t even monkeys. A lemur? Oh my god, no. Second of all, everyone know that monkeys learn on such a steep learning curve, it’s going to take them 1,000 years to craft out some decent tunes, let along those next level beats we crave. I infer it’ll take at least that long since a synthesizer is basically a typewriter that makes beeps and boops, right? Of course, that then begs the question, who is the Shakespeare of synth? Kraftwerk, maybe? It’s definitely not these monkeys!