LILOOOOOOOOOOOO! We are going to try really hard not to let our frustration get the best of us. We’re not mad; we’re just disappointed to hear rumors that Lindsay Lohan allegedly lied to police about crashing her Porsche into a truck last Friday. According to TMZ, Lindsay told the Santa Monica Police Department that her assistant Gavin had been driving; unfortunately for her, Gavin spilled the beans that Lohan had actually been behind the wheel. GAVIIIIIIIIIIIN! Oh wait, no, it’s still LILOOOOOOOOOO!
Also disappointing? Allegations from the driver of the truck that Lindsay’s assistant attempted to hide a pink bag in her car after he “filled it up with something.” The driver was also allegedly offered a bribe not to call the police. “The guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn’t want to be in the media, But I’d already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene,” he told TMZ. Scoffed Lindsay’s rep Steve Honig to People about the driver’s claims, “It seems to me once he realized he wasn’t going to get anything from Lindsay he decided to get cash by telling tales to the tabloids. I hope he got whatever money he was looking for. Personally, all I care about is that Lindsay and Gavin are okay.” That better be true, Honig, or else all three of you are going to get a stern lecture from us. Oh, and Lindsay might violate her probation. Believe us when we say you don’t want either of those things.
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