If we had a body like Rihanna, we’d be enraged if people tried to say it was someone else’s, too. Do you know how much pie we would have had to turn down to be that toned? We’re angry on RiRi’s behalf just thinking about it! According to Britain’s The Sun, however, certain shots of Rihanna’s recent Armani jeans commercial are allegedly images of Irish model Jahnessa Aicken; according to their source, “Jahnassa’s torso, body and bum appear in parts of the ad.” If so, it’s news to Rihanna. “Who is Jahnassa,” the singer demanded on Twitter today. “Does she have a tat on her hand too.” In case Rihanna hadn’t made herself furiously clear, she also tweeted, “Ok @thesunnewspaper , this is the only way I could say this to you!!! F— YOU….AND yo baggy ass condom.” That was the only way, The Sun. We hope RiRi is finally getting through to you.
While we could be wrong (you can definitely draw a tattoo on someone’s hand), we’re sort of inclined to believe Rihanna’s protestations. She posed cheeks-out for Terry Richardson as recently as last month; why would she be shy while slipping into Armani on the telly? “If we have complaints consumers have been misled by the use of a body double, we will investigate,” an Advertising Standards Authority spokesperson told The Sun. Oh, we don’t think anyone is actually…complaining, right? Whoever’s butt that is, people are probably snapping up those jeans left and right!