Chris Martin Stops Concert To Kiss Gwyneth, Remind Us How Much Better Her Life Is Than Ours

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Ugh, we were fine when we thought this kind of thing only happened in Nora Ephron movies (may her genius rest in peace). But then to see an actual real-life human man stop a concert to sprint to his wife and kiss her gently in front of thousands of fans? It is just too much. Being besties with Beyonce, getting on-stage with Hova and Kanye in Paris (Twitter scandal notwithstanding), giving Glee creator Ryan Murphy a reason to get up in the morning: Gwyneth Paltrow gets to experience it all. And it makes us so enraged.

Okay, so we’re not really that angry. Just jelly that Gwyneth’s Coldplay frontman husband thought to make such a gigantic romantic gesture at their Miami concert last week. Like, Chris and Gwyneth might as well be on top of the Empire State building at this point. Or he could have come to her doorstep in the pouring rain and carried her upstairs. Well, we guess it would be their doorstep, which makes it slightly less sexy since he would have just opened the garage door and walked up the steps…look, our point is that everyone should be stopping every concert to kiss their spouses. Challenge made, every other married musician out there!