Did you know Lady Gaga has been gone on her world tour for exactly 666 days? Okay, we made that up, but that’s the only thing that would have made Gaga’s triumphant return from her shows in Australia much more bad-ass. Flying into LAX today, the “Princess Die” singer greeted the U.S. the only way she knows how: middle fingers blazing, butt clearly visible through her pantyhose. Actually…this is really embarrassing. Was no one else wearing see-through tights over a thong while she was gone? Why wasn’t anyone keeping the faith alive? We needed you back, girl! The nation needed you back.
Maybe Gaga is just getting into the mood for her next album, for which the singer says she has the title and concepts; it seems like a middle-finger-plus-visible-cheeks endeavor. “Let’s just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity,” Gaga told her Perth audience this past weekend. “And I feel that, on the next album, there’s a lack of maturity, it’s a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility.” That sounds…incredible. You know, literally seeing Lady Gaga’s behind back on American soil — it feels like today is the real Independence Day. If you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go listen to Martina McBride and drive around on the back of a cherry red Ford pickup.
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