Channing Tatum Takes Wife On Romantic Boat Ride To Make Up For Showing Us His Butt (We Assume)


Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Boat In Italy

If our husband were Channing Tatum, we’d make him take us on a romantic, sunny boat ride to make up for showing the entire world his butt, too! Then again, if our husband were Channing Tatum, we would constantly be encouraging him to show people his butt since, you know, he’s Channing Tatum. Don’t we get to brag on that butt a little? Hmmm, you know, the whole situation is a real Catch-22. A Channing-22, if you will. Luckily, Jenna Dewan had plenty of time to ponder the existential intricacies of her beloved’s big-screen pantslessness as the Magic Mike star and his bride motored around Italy’s Lake Como this weekend.  The couple was visiting George Clooney and Stacy Kleibler at Clooney’s estate in Villa Oleandra, so at least Jenna had someone to commiserate with. Someone who understands her pain. Pain which is also sheer joy about your husband’s butt.

In addition to nautical pastimes, the two couples visited Bellagio and dined at Villa d’Este, which we are 98 percent certain are not the Italian names for Arby’s and Burger King. That’s where our partners typically take us by way of apology to us. Because they know and love us for who we really are. That’s what‘s all normal couples do, Right?

[Photo: Splash News Online]


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