Fred Willard Caught With His Pants Down, Literally, Is Arrested For “Lewd Conduct”

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Fred Willard Arrested For Lewd Conduct

Sometimes a headline really does say it all. We read this story TMZ just published and our reaction was — WTF? Fred Willard was caught with his pants down at an adult movie hall, called the Tiki Theatre, last night. Cops arrested him for lewd conduct around 8.45 PM. Apparently it was a case of really bad timing for the Anchorman actor. LAPD undercover vice policemen visited the cinema and ended up finding Willard with his, er, willie out of his unzipped pants. His was, er again, servicing himself, it seems. What we want to know was, was this a routine check by police officers, or did someone call Willard in? Either way, the 72-year-old actor is out already, and we’re guessing he posted bail rather quickly. We bet he was hoping this news wouldn’t get out either. Oh, well. All we can say is, Pee Wee Herman, much? It’s just like what his Anchorman character, Ed Harken would say: “I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we’ve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven’t, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities.”

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