Rupert Sanders Apologizes For Cheating With Kristen Stewart, Our Brains Continue To Explode

|

Rupert Sanders Apologizes For Cheating With Kristen Stewart

If you had told us we would spend today blogging about the detonation of RobSten, we would have done a five-minute-long spit take, then demanded you get out of our cubicles. Unfortunately, seeing as how Kristen Stewart‘s apology to Robert Pattinson for cheating on him with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders has been immediately followed by Sanders’ own apology, we guess we’re resigned to the fact that this is actually happening. “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” the director told People in a statement. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” Maybe we can pretend this isn’t happen for just a little while long? Please? Please?

Of course, as we pointed out this morning, it was the director’s wife, model Liberty Ross, who offered the first public reaction to the impending scandal. “sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together,” she retweeted before deleting her Twitter account. Ross also allegedly posted a photo of a drunken Snow White to her (now deleted) Instagram account. Her comment on the photo? “Not so pretty and pure.” Oh lordy. Why is there never a fainting couch around when we need one?

Related: Kristen Stewart Issues Most Heartbreaking Apology We’ve Ever Heard For Cheating On Robert Pattinson
Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross: Everything We Know About The Other Couple In This Robsten Rumor
Some Thoughts On Us Weekly‘s Kristen Stewart Cheating Allegations, From Your Resident Kristen And Rob Fangirl
Did Kristen Stewart Cheat On Robert Pattinson?

[Photo: Getty Images]