Talk About Your Bad Timing: Alex Pettyfer In Talks To Play Kristen Stewart’s Love Interest In Cali


Alex Pettyfer Cast As Kristen Stewart's Love Interst In Cali

All we’re saying is, it would have been been better for Kristen Stewart if Alex Pettyfer was in negotiations to play an alien warrior she had to disembowel, or an evil wizard hell-bent on seizing control of her kingdom. Or if this casting news had come out on Friday. Instead, we’re all reminded of Kristen Stewart’s love life and it’s recent…unpleasantness yet again today as Variety announces that the I Am Number 4 actor is in negotiations to join the action film Cali…as KStew’s boyfriend. On a semi-related note, is it possible to have PTSD from a blog post you yourself wrote only a couple hours ago? We guess there’s a first time for everything! Seriously, though: we barely even want to acknowledge all the Robsten drama when writing about Kristen, but how can we not? How can we not?

According to Variety, Kristen and Alex will star in the Nick Cassavetes‘ flick as “a pair of San Fernando Valley lovebirds…who sell a fake snuff film and ride off with a bundle of cash. Years later, Stewart’s character must ‘return from the dead’ to save the younger sister she left behind.” Okay, good. That plot isn’t too on the nose after today’s news. It’s already helping us look forward to a happier new future: a future filled with allegations of Alex Pettyfer/Kristen Stewart on-set feuding! We are 98% certain that’s going to happen. you guys. If that guy can’t get along with Channing Tatum, he can’t get along with anyone!

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