Bar Refaeli Is Having The Best Olympics Of All Time. Not That We’re Consumed By Jealousy Or Anything.

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Bar Refaeli Live Tweets Her Olympic Experience

What? Why are we digging our nails into our palms so hard, there’s a river of blood flowing over our keyboard? Well, we’ll tell you one thing: it has nothing to do with Bar Refaeli‘s beautiful person trip to the Olympics, a trip which immediately followed a sexy London photoshoot which had Bar modeling a body stocking. “Going to watch some tennis ‪#Olympic2012‬ here we go!, ” the model thrilled as a part of her on-going Olympics live tweet. “And.. off to the swimming!. London is like one big amusement park right now! (well, for the sport lovers).” Okay, maybe it does bother us a little.

We just always assumed we’d be the ones slinking around in a sheer black body stocking at the 2012 Summet Games. No, seriously; look at our Vision Board. It’s right there next to “Become A Model” and “Date Leo DiCaprio Until He Refuses To Get Rid Of That Grotesque Goatee.” We guess we really can’t blame Bar for living the dream if we can’t. What’s that, Bar? “I’m not that superficial.. But the bodies on those swimmers @ the olympics .. Ummm… Yea… Speechless” Can’t…breath. Throat…closing…in rage. Bury us…in a body stocking. Ask…Ryan Lochte…to read…the eulogy.

[Photo: Bar Refaeli's Twitter]