Miley Cyrus is so whatever about her married, she might get married barefoot in a Dunkin Donuts bathroom! She’d happily use an old linty Ring Pop as an engagement ring! Anyone who doesn’t like it can inhale a paper bag filled with mouse turds! That’s the overall message we’re getting from Miley’s Marie Claire interview, in which the cover girl makes it clear in ever conceivable way that she has no plans to be a difficult bride.
“I don’t really care about the wedding or the piece of paper as much as I do the promise we’ve made to each other,” she tells the magazine about her upcoming nuptials with Liam Hemsworth. “And we want to have a long engagement.” While Cyrus is currently sporting a sweet, fat rock, the singer wasn’t particularly worried about the ring she’d be wearing for the rest of her life, either. “I had no input,” Miley said about her vintage Neil Lane engagement ring. “We’d been kind of talking about getting engaged . . . I saw it online at one point and thought it was really pretty.” Says Miley, “Life is too short not to be with the person you want to be with.” Man, only Miley Cyrus can make not giving a paper bag filled mouse turds sounds romantic. Are we allowed to invite a plus 1 to the Dunkin Donuts bathroom, girl? Oh, we’re not invited? We see.
[Photo: Marie Claire]