We can’t imagine what it’d be like to watch your kid struggle with a public break-up (or, you know, publicly cheat with a married man), which is why we sympathize with Jules Stewart when she comes to her daughter’s defense. “It’s not my affair,” the script supervisor told to OK! Magazine about the fallout of Kristen Stewart‘s romance with Rupert Sanders, declaring, “My daughter is being hounded.” We guess we were naive to think the vitriol toward Kristen was limited to the comment section of every website on the Internet. Now that we think about it, paparazzi are probably following her around 24/7. After that first round of scandalous photos, everyone must be looking for potential canoodling.
Of course, it’s not just extremely enraged 13-year-olds on Tumblr or photogs that are interested in KStew. Rumor has it Rob Pattinson has also allegedly been calling her up. Since those calls allegedly take place in the dead of night and involve him being more than a little drizzy, we guess you’d call that “drunk dialing.” “Rob had been avoiding her calls, but now they’re talking … well, they’re barely talking,” a source told In Touch. “There’s a lot of dead silence on the phone because there’s not a lot to talk about.” Well, that’s some gossip we find both sad and totally believable. Haven’t we all made a weepy phone call at 4:00am that we regretted the next morning? You need to hide his phone when he’s had a few, Reese! Just know that we deeply sympathize with you, Rob. We sympathize with pretty much everyone in this situation, actually. Well…not so much Rupert Sanders. The man has children, for pete’s sake!
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