5 Other Things Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Could Have Been Doing Behind That Baseball Cap

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Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Kiss At Dodgers Gamer

Once you’ve allegedly referred to your friend/former That ’70s Show costar as your “little wife,” chances are everyone is going to start monitoring your dates with a focus approaching laser intensity. (Especially if you, you know, still technically have a wife somewhere.) Such was the case this week when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher attended a Dodgers game with Mila’s parents. The two are admittedly a super-hot couple, which is probably why Mila held a baseball cap over their faces when they shared an intimate moment. But were they definitely kissing? The pervert in us says yes, but there are plenty of reasons why two adult human beings would hide their love under a sweat hat. For example, maybe the Dodgers politely asked Mila to cover up, as her beauty was distracting them at a pivotal point in the game. Or maybe Ashton wanted to show off his new tongue ring, or…

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Kiss At A Dodgers Game

Ashton and Mila could be eating a single hot dog from either end. If they’re as romantic as we think they are…

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Kiss At Dodgers Gamer

Mila could have complained about missing Honey Boo Boo last night, and Ashton let her watch it in the tiny HD LCD television all rich people have installed on the inside of their hats.

Ashton could be barfing directly into his own hat while Mila lends a helping hand. That’s love, ladies and gentlemen! That. Is. Love.

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