Wow, that’s the one-two punch right there, Kristen Stewart. First everyone in the Western world finds out the intimate details of your most regrettable decision, now your mom and dad are getting divorced. Call your grandparents, insist that Bear stay inside and make sure your car insurance is up-to-date, just in case! Terrible things come in threes! According to TMZ, Jules Stewart filed for divorce from husband of 27 years John Stewart on August 17. The couple has been estranged since June 2010, but we bet it would have been nice to get through the rest of summer without another painful emotional trial for KStew to grapple with. We were so close, girl! We almost made it!
Apparently filmmaker Jules filed the paperwork herself, citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split from her producer husband. Considering how quick Jules was to tell OK Magazine! “My daughter is being hounded!” following Kristen’s cheating scandal, we sure she loathes the fact that everyone knows her personal business this time around too. Luckily Labor Day weekend seems like the perfect time to curl up on the sofa together, watch Mean Girls and A League Of Their Own on repeat and cry. Then on Monday, Kristen can go to her mom’s house and do it all over again.
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