Ugh, Katy Perry and John Mayer, you know how to play us like a fiddle. Clearly you want us to know/think your love is continuing to blossom despite rumors of your break-up, as evidenced by your date at Little Door last night. How do we know your romantic evening was at least partially for our benefit? Luckily for you, we’re something of a celeb dating detective agency. We’re like Sherlock Holmes, but for secret A-list canoodling. We also rock a fierce deerstalker from time to time. Those never go out of style.
People’s Exhibit A: If John and Katy weren’t interested in letting any of us plebs know the details of their dating life, they would have done what all normal couples do: order in Chinese and watch Creep Show 2 on Netflix. In private. No paps would mean none of us normals would be the wiser, so it seems pretty obvious they wanted to be photographed together.
People’s Exhibit B: While it appears to have come out of a gum ball machine (um, we mean, the gum ball machine at Cartier. Yeah, that’s the ticket…), Katy wore a diamond-looking ring on her engagement finger last night and we can’t help but mention it. Oh, you’re good, girl. You know we can’t resist a rock. Case closed, Your Honor! The complete subjective celebrity prosecution rests!
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