What the … that impossibly good looking couple, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are married? Way to foil everyone, guys. We were looking forward to seeing a dress. A big, fancy, dripping-in-couture dress. But then these two upped and got hitched last night at something called the Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, just outside of Charleston in South Carolina. Okay — we’re back on, people. There must’ve been a dress. This wasn’t an elopement! How do we know that? The source who has gived out all the wedding news also reports that Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine, who is pals with Blake, performed a three-song set for the couple, followed by a DJ, at the white tent festooned reception. Apparently, the cake was driven down from Virginia. That must’ve been some pretty special cake. We’e also guessing that the home in Bedford, New York, is where Blake and Ryan are going to nest for good, if the neighbors take it down a notch, that is. Woo! Sneaky marriage, FTW! You know who else Ryan sneakily married, right? Scarlett Johansson. But we won’t speak of past marriages on this happy occasion. We’re going to wish Blake and Ryan all the health and happiness. Their babies will have the best of the human gene pool, thanks to them (we hear snarky voices saying “if they make it that long” but we’re going to ignore them.) Now — that dress, Blake? Pictures, please?
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