What Britney Spears Is Really Thinking When She Makes Faces On X Factor

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Britney Spears - The X Factor

The second night of The X Factor premiere was just as good as, if not better than, the first night. And our girl, Britney Spears, continued to be the star of the show, bringing insightful critiques to the judging table, as well as two MILF-worthy dresses. But what she wore and said weren’t the only unforgettable things about Brit Brit; she also gave face. Happy, disappointed, confused, she let it all hang out — and it was amazing! We couldn’t help but wonder: What the heck was Britney thinking at those exact moments? Worry no more, fine readers. We took it upon ourselves to find out (you’re welcome). Okay, so maybe we actually made all of these thoughts up, but luckily there’s some amendment in the Constitution that allows us to do so.¬†We’re pretty sure our guesses are spot on anyway.

Britney Spears - The X Factor

What Britney’s Thinking: “Really? Those shoes with that dress. Don’t you have a stylist?”

Britney Spears - The X Factor

What Britney’s Thinking: “Y’all didn’t tell me these were sour Skittles!”

Britney Spears - The X Factor

What Britney’s Thinking: “You’re going to make me sit next to this chick with her perfect, porcelain skin all season long. Y’all obviously forgot who I am. I’m Britney, bitch!”

Britney Spears - The X Factor

What Britney’s Thinking: “I’ve never tried to make a duck face before. This is it, right?”

Britney Spears - The X Factor

What Britney’s Thinking: “I’m so thrilled with the Federal Reserve’s decision to buy up mortgage-backed securities until the economy recovers!”

What do you think of the many faces of Ms. Britney? Is it too much? Let us know in the comments!

[Photos: Fox]

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