Jennifer Aniston Pregnant With Triplets! And 8 Other Tabloid Rumors She (Fake) Confirms

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How could you not love Jennifer Aniston even more after the release of this so called “Secret Footage”? In a new ad for Smartwater, Jen pokes fun at herself and all the ridiculous rumors that have been circulating about her in recent years, and there’s no question that Jen has been put through the ringer when it comes to tabloid headlines. There have been so many that it’s getting pretty hard to keep up! So with a little help from Ryan Seacrest and Jimmy Kimmel, Jen finally puts most of the gossip to rest — or does she? Take a look at what gossip she includes, makes up, and doesnt include at all!

The rumors confirmed!

  • She’s pregnant.
  • She’s a ditz.
  • She has an insane workout routine.
  • She wears a wig.

Call the Enquirer with these scoops:

  • Jimmy Kimmel is her son, whom she’s been hiding for years.
  • She has an alien baby.
  • Her pool is filled with Smartwater.
  • She’s pregnant with triplets.
  • She finishes her nighttime routine by saying, “Goodnight, Rachel.”


She’s not even gonna touch these (so does that mean they’re true?):

  • She’s still feuding with Angelina Jolie.
  • She still loves Brad Pitt.
  • She and Justin Theroux have broken up.
  • She makes voodoo dolls in her basement.
  • She wants Justin to get a nose job before their wedding.
  • She’s adopting.

Well, even if this was probably for a hefty paycheck, hats off to you, Jen, for having a sense of humor about our obsession with you!