I consider myself a veteran Honey Boo Boo Child fan, frantically cutting together this montage the morning after her amazing, hysterical, breakout Toddlers & Tiaras episode. Since then, the Go-Go-Juiced sassafrass [legal, rarely-heard name: Alana Holler], along with her coupon-cutting mamma June and daddy Sugar Bear, have scored their own reality series that infamously garnered more viewers than the RNC and has spawned catchphrases like “You Betta Redneckognize!” In light of the show’s success, Honey Boo Boo’s veering more and more into the mainstream with a recent, hilarious interview on Anderson Live and a sketch featured on SNL‘s Weekend Update, starring Vanessa Bayer and Bobby Moynihan.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, this family isn’t going anywhere. The only natural step is a featured role for Boo Boo on one of television’s hottest Emmy-nominated shows. Right? No? Whatever, let us dream.
Show: Downton Abbey
Character Summary: Lady Mary enters the Big Sister program and is assigned to Alana, or as she will be known on the show, “Lady Boo Boo.”
Character Summary: Alana and her belly become a key element in Carrie Mathison’s case against Brody.
Show: Breaking Bad
Character Summary: Mr. White’s lazy but lovable lab assistant.
Show: Game of Thrones
Character Summary: Daenerys’ main homegurl, who provides much-needed hydration via sugary soft drinks.
Show: Mad Men
Character Summary: The mysterious neighbor kid who lives in the shed where Sally and Glen smoke their cigs. Obviously, Betty does not want Sally hanging around her.
Character Summary: The subject of Jessa’s latest nannying gig…who grossly refuses to wear shoes in Tompkins Square Park.
Show: 30 Rock
Character Summary: Kenneth’s visiting cousin from Stone Mountain, Georgia – who’s had more than her fair share of Hill People Milk.
Show: Boardwalk Empire
Character Summary: Nucky’s sassy sidekick, whose loud mouth ends in much unnecessary bloodshed.