It’s not that we all didn’t enjoy seeing Kate Upton do the Cat Daddy earlier this year while Terry Richardon looked on, foaming at the mouth. It’s just…maybe the Sports Illustrated model’s mad dance skills were targeted at a very specific dude-heavy audience. Fortunately, Kate’s new video for French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld‘s CR Fashion Book has something for the rest of us. Teeny bitty baby goatlings, adorable puppos, chubby-legged babies, fluffy chicks, a hot, mopey blond guy in a unicorn suit: Hush Lil Baby, Don’t You Cry looks like it was storyboarded from our middle-school dream journal, and we mean that as the highest compliment. Plus, based on the setting, we can only assume they’ve just finished a hearty picnic lunch before getting their puppy on! This video has basically everything!
Shot by photographer Bruce Weber, Kate’s Puppy Time Parade film does leave us with a few questions. Like, why is that unicorn guy so bummed? Is it because Kate Upton is clearly more interested in all the ridiculous miniature animals eating her tulle, or is it because he’s a human man that appears to have arrived to the shoot in a horse trailer? Either way, you shouldn’t feel bad, Unicorn Man! There’s something here for straight guys too!
Straight men enjoy awesome puppies, right? What are we saying? Of course they do! They’d have to be dead on the inside not to!