We hope you were standing near your fainting couch when you caught a glimpse of Kat Dennings‘ flawlessness on the Emmys red carpet just now. Dressed in plunging deep red with porcelain skin and loose, romantic curls, the Two Broke Girls star was basically required by law to discuss her insane decolletage with E!’s Giuliana Rancic before the event. “So matter what I do they’re there, so…,” Kat joked. “Well, you know what I mean? I looked in the mirror and I was like, ‘Ugh, god.’ But what am I gonna do? They’re always the same size!” And spectacular.
Dennings brought her boyfriend/costar Nick Zano to the awards tonight, a man who, in addition to being very grateful to the universe, has a very special role to play: keeping Kat’s ladies from bursting out of her frock. “If I stand up too straight, there’s a possibility. So if I hunch, that’s why. If I have terribly posture, it’s from fear of things coming out,” Kat laughed about a nation’s hope. “He has been alerted to the possibility of emergency and he’s always primed and ready.” Dennings is also rocking OPI’s Lincoln Park After Dark, if you even thought to look at her nail steez. Which you did, because you want to soak in every aspect of her epicness.
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