Phone friend: Suri!
Suri Cruise: Oh, hai gurl!
Phone friend: Where you be?
Suri: Mom and I were bored so we just spent a gazillion dollars on Fifth Ave.
Phone friend: Paps?
Suri: You know it.
Phone friend: Outfit?
Suri: Lanvin and Loubs. But I didn’t feel like my heels today.
Phone friend: Hair?
Suri: Ponytail. Low. Pigtails are so kindergarten.
Suri: Mom’s so embarrassing. She’s wearing a poncho. And it’s not even Missoni.
Phone friend: NO!
Suri: Why am I even talking on this phone? Where my new iPhone 5? I’m SIX, people. It’s not like I’m getting any younger.
Phone friend: Nooooo way … you look fantaaastic. SO amazi …
Suri: I’m over this. Later.
[Photos: Splash News Online]