New Girl Fashion Cap “Fluffer”: It’s After Labor Day. Schmidt’s Wearing Whales.

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We love that last night’s episode of New Girl revolved around Schmidt’s ridiculously preppy belt. (It also revolved around the adorable sparking chemistry between Jess and Nick, but hey, this is a photo recap.)(Though we will say, squeeeeee!) Donning the above mentioned jaunty pink sea mammal belt, Max Greenfield took a brief fashion journey into the heart of the Republican Party while pretending to be Tuggb Romney, fictional child of Mitt Romney. Clean cut, well-made and totally insane: that’s how we like our Max Greenfield. And our New Girl.


Schmidt: “It’s after Labor Day. I’m wearing whales.”
Nick: “You look like the bad guy in an ’80s high school movie.”
Schmidt: “I’ll have you guys know that Kanye wore this belt!…It lit up his whole midsection.”

Nick (talking to a bowl of peanuts): “‘Would you like to eat me?’ ‘What do you mean? Aren’t you a little small?’ ‘What, are you nuts?’ Haha! (starts weeping) Oh god, what happened? Why am I doing this?”

Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I did ruin my dresser during intercourse.”

Sam: “I can’t pleasure a woman and build a dresser at the same time. I’m not God.”

Jess: “Maybe I should just stop trying with Sam. I’m old-fashioned below the waist. I have a Civil War-era piece of equipment, and that’s all she wrote.”

Schmidt: “The only thing I know in this world…is that this belt is amazing.”

[Photo: Fox]