45 Reasons Why Mila Kunis Earned Her Sexiest Woman Alive Title

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Today Mila Kunis follows in the footsteps of mega hotties like Rihanna, Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie as she assumes the title of Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. That’s a pretty heady distinction, but there’s no doubt in our mind that she totally earned this honor. Don’t believe us? Well we’ve got 45 reasons right here that prove without a doubt that the lovely Miss Kunis is definitely the world’s sexiest woman this year, and possibly every year! Take a look…

1. She Saved A Dude’s Life

For real. When a man started seizing in her home, the actress busted out some quick EMT skills before the professionals arrived.

2. She Speaks Russian

Is there anything hotter than a woman speaking a foreign language? Yes: A woman speaking a foreign language while laying the smackdown. Sure, Russian may not be the international language of seduction. Yet Mila totally pulls it off.

3. She Supports The Troops

Who could forget the time she hit up the Marine’s Ball, triggering a rash of copycat Youtube pleas.

4. She’s Funny

Come on, this one is a given. For years she’s proved herself to be one of the funniest people on television through her roles on That 70s Show, Family Guy and Robot Chicken.

5. She Can Spend 5 Minutes Talking About Poop

And here’s the proof. It’s a rare talent to get that much mileage out of poo. Tom Green is perhaps the only one who can do better.

6. She’s Accessible, And One Of You Should Totally Give Her A Call

“I don’t get asked out,” Mila complained to Harper’s Bazaar in March. (This was before she and Ashton hooked up, naturally.) “This past year, I haven’t been home, so who’s going to ask me?… I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television.”

7. She’s Done Sex Scenes With Justin Timberlake And Natalie Portman

Who else can say that?

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Enjoy!

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